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Fatal Bazooka - J'aime trop ton boule
trop d'un coup, complètement larguée, plusieurs dans ma tête
epieixia wrote in whatlefuck



Yeaaaaah, tonight I'm getting in the club feeling like a jackal
Tonight in the club it's gonna be bestial
I spot you in the middle of the dancefloor
How you're so mag-nifique!

Hi babe, I'm Original Gangsta
Like Jerry Lovaa
Show me your moves baby?
Mmmh, this is gonna be hot

Do you know you're super hot in you tiny jeans
I so like your style when you're waddling
Seriously you're like A+, you're like so sublime
Come at my place, we won't be playing Scrabble

If you're in a hurry, we can do it in the parking lot
If you're not, gotta go drop by the dry-cleaner
I'm gonna tear you apart like a camping tent
It'll be so hot, we'll end up in the zapping (short emission: the most shocking/weird/funny things which happened on tv in the last 24h)

If I hurt you too much, there's a clinic next door
If you want more people, we can do it in public
I keep my socks on, I find it more practical
I warned you, I'm a big romantic at heart

When I'm ogling you, I'm so frustrated
when I'm fondling you I don't wanna go play bowling anymore
Whenever you're up for it we can mess around, whenever you'd like we can grind

Do you know you're a handsome male, d'you know you've got a hot booty... DUDE
("mâle" in the original version. but we only use "mâle" for animals, so he's comparing him to some sort of fucking manly beast)

you're like so my type, you're like so my type
you're like so my type of dude
I so like your booty, I so like your booty,
I so like your dude booty
you're like so my type, you're like so my type
you're like so my type of dude
I so like your booty, I so like your booty,
I so like when you bootyshake

I like it when you shake your booty dude
I like it when you bootyshake
I like it when you shake your bootyshake

I like it when you shake your booty dude
I like it when you bootyshake
I like it when you shake your bootyshake

You're like so my type, you're like so my type of dude, dude
Come on let me touch your pecs dude
That's a booty call in my baggy jeans
If you need money
I can give you a check

You and I will be like Brokeback Mountain
I so like your sweat, I so like your breath
I want you to hurt my body without hurting my feelings
You can even slap me, you can whack me

Don't wanna know your name, I don't care I'm not a cop
Looking at your stuff I'm Moby le Dick
You're ripped boy, like a Trabant

I'll be Angelina and you'll be Brad Pitt
I wanna see you, I won't turn off my halogen lamp
I can put a wig on for you, you can call me Agnes
Even if I'm chubby, if I've got some beer belly
You'll see, even blonde I'm not so ugly


you're like so my type, you're like so my type
you're like so my type of dude
I so like your booty, I so like your booty,
I so like your dude booty
you're like so my type, you're like so my type
you're like so my type of dude
I so like your booty, I so like your booty,
I so like when you bootyshake

I like it when you shake your booty dude
I like it when you bootyshake
I like it when you shake your bootyshake

I like it when you shake your booty dude
I like it when you bootyshake
I like it when you shake your bootyshake

 
Work out session:
I so like your dude booty!
(You're so my tyyyyype~)

Virile dude seeking docile dude
(what kind of male are you?)
25 year-old, lot of sex appeal
(what's your ideal?)
Exactly 10 inches
(Are you hairy? 8)  )
I shave everyday, and my name is Fatal

Yeah dude, yeah
Come on, every dude shakes his booty!
Oh yeah! Come on baby shake your booty, you're hot man!
Come on everyone! Brunettes, blondes, bald guys, redheads--
NO NO REDHEADS!

Ah I'm sweating, you're all my type of dude, guys


you're like so my type, you're like so my type
you're like so my type of dude
I so like your booty, I so like your booty,
I so like your dude booty
you're like so my type, you're like so my type
you're like so my type of dude
I so like your booty, I so like your booty,
I so like when you bootyshake

I like it when you shake your booty dude
I like it when you bootyshake
I like it when you shake your bootyshake

I like it when you shake your booty dude
I like it when you bootyshake
I like it when you shake your bootyshake



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The title literally means "I like your booty too much". Except "trop" in French, in this idiom, had lost its meaning of excessiveness to become a synonym of "a big big big big big big big...big big lot". There was some pearl-clutching a few years ago from the Académie Française. You wouldn't use "trop" like this in formal speech, but even the most uptight people have grown to tolerate it and hear it without batting an eye in informal speech.

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I LIKE YOUR BOOTY DUDE
I LIKE IT WHEN YU BOOTYSHAKE

what is this brilliant thing i want to marry this guy

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